29 February 2008 - 6:00Baking Soda
Lets just put this out in the open.
Baking Soda is an asshole, a control freak, and a little self-involved.
He thinks he can do everything better than everybody else. Baking Soda is out for your job.
First it was just about the muffins, and he knocked off baking powder. That wasn’t enough, he needed more control over our lives.
So he started absorbing odors, knocking out the Glade plug-in. Did I mention he’s also a secret cleaning agent?
Now that backing soda is in the muffins that got stuck in my teeth, he’s in the toothpaste that gets it out. Sounds like somebody is working both angles. Organized crime perhaps?
Moral of the story, be a team player baking soda, stick to one thing, and stop screwing over other consumer products.
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