31 January 2008 - 6:00Anti-vegan Conspiracy (p.2)

Vegetarians and vegans beware: The goal of any meat eater who is friends with a vegetarian or vegan is to trick that vegan into eating meat.

I’m not talking a peripheral goal, something we try once in a while. When you are in the room this is the primary focus of our lives. Now sometimes you don’t see it, because either you are being tricked or we are building trust for later trickery. As twisted as it is there is nothing more exciting than to see a vegetarian eat meat.

An example of this systemic trick is the vegi-dog. Don’t kid yourself, that was not something vegetarians demanded. The vegi-dog was created as a tool to facilitate the reintroduction of meat. So after you’re used to eating vegi-dogs, someone swaps in a meat hotdog and bam you’re back to carnivore.

If it were up to me a pack up 12 vegi-dogs would have a government mandate hidden meat dog 1/12 and we can gradually increase the rate. It’s the meat version of nicotine gum.

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