10 March 2008 - 6:00Choosy Presidents Choose President’s Choice

Some no name brands are honest, they don’t play games. For example when you put your product in a blue package and write “no name” on it, well okay we’re all on the same page. However other no-name products are liars!

They are the loser at school who decided to dress like a cool kid one day, but we all know you’re not a cool kid, “President’s Choice”.

When eating Presidents choice products one quickly questions, “Which President?”.

That must be one shitty country.

(Then I would list off some shitty countries here, but that would be politically incorrect, so just fill in the place with a country you dislike)

Perhaps we start a brand of cheap foods call “Dictators Choice….. for his people”

(I’m looking at you Kim John Ill)

I used to have a joke about how confusing it would be if Kim Jong Ill got sick, newspaper reads. – “Kim Jong Ill, Ill.”

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