17 March 2008 - 6:00Dear Stellar Jay – I think you’re at most so-so

The stellar jay is an arrogant bird. I don’t make people call me “Awesome Steve”. It raises other complications like what the hell do I say if there is an ugly stellar jay.

“Hey - don’t bother looking, it’s a mediocre jay”
And generally the stellar jay is not a good looking bird. It’s an ugly bird, with low self-esteem and is overcompensating with his name.

That’s why I respect the crow, he’s realistic, no BS.

“You know how your eyes look when you get old? Yeah that’s me, I’m a crow”

Kudos to you crow, keep it real.

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