29 January 2008 - 6:10Disaster Preparedness

I don’t believe in disaster preparedness. I believe in knowing who is disaster prepared and being ready to rob them. If shit hits the fan, I will take your clean water and food. My survival is pretty important to me, when I’m minutes away from death, fair isn’t such an issue.

It that really my mindset? I’m not sure. What I do know is all I currently have for a disaster plan is “If there is an earthquake, immediately run to Safeway and look as much food and water as possible, remember to bring a quarter for the shopping cart”. A pretty good plan if you ask me, I think everybody plans to loot but how many will remember to bring the quarter for a cart.

Consider that my gift to you, if you want to be disaster prepared, don’t buy food and water and flashlights, just carry a quarter (if you want to be really prepared carry a $1 coin as well as some stores and particularly evil).

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