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18 January 2008 - 9:00Smoking Should Be Illegal

Did you know that suicide is illegal, seems crazy, but it also forces us to take a look at other laws. If suicide is illegal, smoking should be illegal. Otherwise we are rewarding people who smoke for killing themselves but sucking at it.

Estimated Time of Death

  •     Suicide: 10 seconds
  •     Smoking: 50 years

The result is the same; the smoker is just doing a shitty job at getting there. Cut you the middleman, with a knife.

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  1. […] suicide so why would be reward them by making quick suicide illegal but shitty slow suicide okay (Post). Someone commented on that which I never bothered to approve, but I’m posting it now because […]


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