22 January 2008 - 6:00Starve a Lion

When I was a child we would put a bell on our cat so that that so it couldn’t catch birds, it would be a warning. This was okay, I don’t want a dead bird in my house and give we cats food at home. In the wild however, that would be a cruel practical jokes to play on a lion. When he’s sleeping we slip a bell around the lion’s neck. Next time he’s chasing a gazelle *ring* and the gazelle is off. After three weeks, jingle bells, just killed a lion, I knew holiday traditions were terrible.

The Takeaway:
Bells impede stealthiness.
This isn’t animal cruelty because more gazelles live than lions die.

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