Subscribe

Enter your email address:

Delivered by FeedBurner

About This Blog

A new post everyday. You could type in the address each morning and visit, or just subscribe to ColumnOn and let us update you.

13 March 2008 - 6:00Vampires Don’t Understand Basic Science

Consider this:

  1. Vampires are allergic to the sun
  2. Vampires wear all black
  3. Black attracts heat / sun

Therefore Vampires are idiots if they checked with the local health office they would know to wear light colored loose fitting clothing.

No Comments | Tags: this blog

Share

Previous Post: Warnings are explanations of how stupid we are | Next Post:Messing Around at the Library

Get Column On Daily:


Add a Comment

Clicky Web Analytics